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CAN YOU IMAGINE YOUR FIRST LOVE?
DO YOU REMEMBER THEIR NAME,
THE WAY THEY LOOKED,
HOW THEY TOUCHED YOU?
HOW THEY SMELLED,
HOW THEY WOULD SAY THINGS TO YOU AND YOU ONLY,
HOW THEY WOULD BE ON YOUR MIND CONSTANTLY?
I'M GLAD MOST PEOPLE CAN. BUT I CAN'T DO THAT.

What is to be said of the man who accurately assesses himself to be worthless?

a lot of people have tried to accept me

im done with dark mode

It's all about how far back you can stand from something while still being able to hit it...

Theres more than one justice

you can write the law, but who's gonna enforce it?

they're hot cuz they're from hell
or reptiles sent from hell

SO IT'S 4009 A.D.

It was just after the "hypnosis murders"...

the starlight looked beautiful from our capsule...

WHO'S PILOTING WHO?

WHO'S PILOTING YOU?

Normal's the name of her new boyfriend
"we'll have two large fries..."
he looks to her
"and a chocolate milkshake!
TWO STRAWS."
They're so in love.
like salt and pepper on the table they sat.

"so much suffering in the world
and we're sitting here having dairies and berries."

"im going to have to mop floors or something
[crying]
i trusted you
you said it was okay
you said i could
fuck
my dad is so fucking mad...
and im going to be living with him
[inaudible] minimum wage job
how am i supposed to be doing that
im not going to be able to play [inaudible]
im so alone
im desperate
i cant wait for when your parents give me the money
i shouldnt have fucking called him
i fucked up"

"His reaction is fucked. He already knows what you're going through."

"I guess I should call Donna
I don't know what to do.
Should I call Donna?"

"we're livestock."
"I don't consider us an animal."

this other guy got his career by saying all the right things.

Sometimes I look at Noah
and his face is like, he just took a big swig of lemon juice.
Everytime.

If I took one in the head in Afghanistan they'd suck my dead body's dick off. But I give my life to art, and suddenly I'M the sucker.

I've lived my life by micro wave light
Neck: Foreward

and i don't even play games anymore

i feel like a fuckin' girl
OR like I'm still trying to convince the world
You don't have to be the best — you just have to win.

so if i kill myself this year or not
it still won't change who OWNS THE SIDEWALK

"suicide inside!
please be advised"
he curled up into a ball and died

"youre being selfish by killing yourself"
"you're being selfish by staying alive"
it was the worst thing i ever said to somebody.

Everything I say about you, I mean about myself.

I said you were The Lovers
You said I was The Fool

"i'm intelligent, shouldn't things go my way?"
no they go in favor of whatever'll humiliate you the most.
and you're a dumbass anyway

"it starts as a fun extra thing you do, and then suddenly it's all you want

I'm not being cute here, the desire to penetrate,
A desire I thought I felt as strongly as it was possible to feel something,
has left me completely.

Putting my dick in a beautiful woman feels like absolutely nothing anymore. It feels like foreplay at best.

At this point I don't want anything else.

so In the future you can get PERFECT gender reassignment surgery. It happens all the time, among many other things. Early gen was purely cosmetic. It occured mostly on the cellular surface. Today they essentially grow a "second you" like a clone baby and by piecemeal replace every part of your body with it's feminine counterpart. Medical technicians use slightly irradiated instruments to "weld" skin and flesh together. Most people agree though it cuts a few years off your life at a minimum.


The girl I'm seeing now used to be a weird autistic loser.
She still is, but now she's good looking.
Was able to woo the occasional woman, but inevitably would break down into a pathetic sobbing mess.
and i guess, in the past, nobody knew why they did they things they did
like drink themselves to death
not want to be around anymore

so when it's like, two guys, together, you ask yourself
"Which one am I?"

Anyway, if you're a proxy pilot,
you're friends with trannies and furries.
Bradley and his friends are all furries. Cellular anthropomorphization. You need some serious bread to pull that off.

Most people unfortunately aren't willing to be friends with them.
They tend to be caustic and uninterested in "humans",
and it's probably because the mere presence of furries scares most people.

skeep to their own.

EVIL NOAH

stabbed the crotch of every stuffed animal he ever owned.
tried burning them too
he started a cult in elementary school
having more sway than the teachers
poured phosphoric acid on another boy's

he pointed a gun at someone's head and pulled the trigger
got go nowhere therapy
He learned to proceed indirectly when necessary
and persuade others to fight on his behalf.
he had, at times, imagined a baby James growing inside him,
as if he could make amends by giving rebirth to his victim
raped in juvie,
payed in cash for a burner phone,
gun show revolver, and
being at loggerheads, initiated a firefight
which resulted in the deaths of all members.

ran into the sound proof bathrooms
shot dead and fell into the pisser

MALE SUSPECT USING ILL. BLUR

"YOU SHOOT SOMEONE IN FRONT OF MY KIDS?
FUCK YOU!"

THE VICTIM WAS TAKEN TO A NEARBY HOSPITAL
BUT COULD NOT BE SAVED.

LIVE NEAR SCENE OF SHOOTING

FATALLY SHOT

ACCORDING TO POLICE

POLICE SAY THE SHOOTER FLED

i'd shoot you
and drive to my house and have my last meal
which i've planned out
fusilli bolognese with red wine or something baroque like that
and i'd jack off for the last time to lea seydoux
and i'd go to my room and shoot myself and burn the whole complex down
because im not having my body get FOIA'd
for you or youtube

people like natalie wynn think 4chan is a "den", where knives get sharpened etc.
It's really "Cheers" for weebs
and it's better because there are no names to remember.
it's a lazy river.

4CHAN'S FINEST

im former army
shoots the glass

accidentally kills a kid

"i need to one deag some faggots"

"i'm holding elbow"
"theres two long hallway"
"long hallway i know"
"dude harpo what the FUCK are you doing?"
"dont worry about the radio. go grab a position."
"fucking dipshits falling back"

"did you see his face while he was dyin'?"

"i had to shoot her, she had a fucking mech!"
having a police radio squeaking in my pocket
remington 870
police riot magnum shotgun
silent ammunition, slightly irradiated
BOOGERS they call them
"slimers" in the UK
plastic fragmentation

or something plastic i could smell.
maybe toxic smoke from the burn pits
or the black tar oil wells.

when people ask you if you've killed someone
they're really asking if you've become a sociopath yet
so they can avoid you, it's obvious

sun came up
we heard the Begging Birds sing
"mom! mom! mom!" kinda sounds like theyre saying "mom"

"WE WILL SUMMON THE DESTRUCTOR"

NEW AGE CULT SEEKS END OF WORLD BY TRAINING SUPER AI DEATH GOD

"Of course, they have to give it some gay pretentious name like
Oh okay here we go. Shiva? HORSMAN?"
No name will be good enough. I'd just name it DEATH.
"DEATH LAUNCHES EVERY NUKE"
good headline, no?

so say Goodbye constitution
Goodbye bill of rights

no wait, of course
i'd name it DADE :)

THE CHOSEN ONE HAS ARRIVED.

BLACK METAL PROXY

HANDS UP! HANDOUTS

In the future you can get the "Michael Jackson"
early early gen of the procedure entailed
science could not change your sperm
that your children would be of your birth race
some men altered and still married black,
resulting in 100% black children.

life is a competiton of who can impregnate the hottest chick
if you're black you're shit out of luck

avoid looking at the black videos

i wonder how many people have died listening to Boston...


I DON'T CARE ABOUT MY OR YOUR
FINANCIAL FUTURE
OR PERSONAL HAPPINESS

supposedly you can taste every flavor
in just one of these grains of salt they have
but it kind of just tastes like a salty cucumber slices

they bring you a medley of salt grains on dishes

i stood up so fast i let what was in my lap fall


"your living space is like, totally negative."
"mkay."
"i feel pity for you."
"all of a sudden everyones telling me what they really think."

some one will fall for it eventually

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